But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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