idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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