There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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