after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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