I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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