Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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