I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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