Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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