If you die in college, do you die in real life?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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