I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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