hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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