ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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