I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
