i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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