Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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