dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Drake has all the answers
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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