Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
