i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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