That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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