hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Randomize
