I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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