no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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