He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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