nutella sex= disaster
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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