Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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