I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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