tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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