he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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