The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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