No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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