Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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