when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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