Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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