just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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