Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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