can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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