I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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