New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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