It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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