Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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