i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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