You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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