worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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