I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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