is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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