Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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