Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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