Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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