the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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