This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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