Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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