i permit you to call me
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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