I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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