Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
