their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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