So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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