i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
